Heavy Cycle Slave

My first foray into doing vocals and my grand debut is a song about... a laundry machine. I did the vocals, yes, but I had to push them all through a vocoder just to keep from scaring away my pets whenever it plays. Anyhow, I think it has a definite Lederhosen Lucil vibe which I think is just great.

I hope you enjoy it, and remember, sometimes it pays to be polite to inanimate objects!

Lyrics:

The sheets are stained
It’s half past three
You seem entertained
But must disagree

You assume that I won’t misbehave
A wet and bubbly heavy cycle slave

You just fill me up
And take your leave
I’m left here spinning
Didn’t even say please

You assume that I won’t misbehave
A wet and bubbly heavy cycle slave

You assume that I won’t misbehave
A wet and bubbly heavy cycle slave

I’m tearing it to shreds
Using your house keys
Yes, I am seeing red
As I fuck up your sheets

You assume that I won’t misbehave
A wet and bubbly heavy cycle slave