How Awesome Was That Conference?
Now there's no need to digest the contents of that conference you just attended! No more need to pay attention to the speakers or to actually understand what they were saying - the important part was that you were there and the most important part was that you were seen there. So, to seal the deal when someone asks you how it went just use my new formula.
Ok, it gets pretty complicated here but at last resort you can just retweet this article and people will assume you understand its contents! Surprise! You now know mathematics! Let's begin:
For each social network being used by conference attendees while a talk is going on (indexed by subscript i):
Let di be the number of people actively engaging in the social network circle jerking on a particular network (eg twirclejerking [I coined this term, I have proof]).
Let Ti be the number of re-broadcasted pieces of information or completely useless pieces of information posted on the tool during a talk (don't be alarmed if you find your T values are high, this is normal).
Let ai be the number of months since the given network's launch date. This adjusts for hipness.
The awesomeness of your conference is given by the scalar A in the equation:
